Arr! Bike Like a Pirate, Savvy?

Avast! September 19 be Talk Like a Pirate Day, so haul yer best Pirate to yer ride/tour on Saturday and impress yer mates! (We be puttin’ these here fer a laugh. We be not wantin’ ye to do anythin’ that might land ye in traction.)

Before the ride/tour — “Arrrr, where be we goin’? Does every bilge rat have flat changin’ tools?”

Car back — “There be dragons.”

Car up — “Here be dragons.”

Road hazard — “Ahoy, mates! Watch yourselves o’er this ____.”

Speeding up — “Smartly, mates! This be not the time for slackin’!”

Stopping — “Avast! There be a stop sign!”

And if someone ignores ride etiquette — “Release the Kraken.”

After the ride/tour  — “Pass me the grog, mates, or be keelhauled.”

Photo: Arrrr, bikes!