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News / Blog Community News Ride Like a Pirate

Ride Like a Pirate

talk like a pirate on a bike day biketexasAvast! September 19 be Talk Like a Pirate Day, so haul yer best Pirate to yer ride and impress yer mates! (We be puttin' these here fer a laugh. We be not wantin' ye to do anythin' that might land ye in traction.) Don't be forgettin' yer eyepatch for yer post-ride grog, savvy? And nae stealin', either--that be the wrong spirit fer Talk Like a Pirate Day.


Before the ride -- "Arrrr, where be we goin'? Which one o' ye is the coxswain? Does every bilge rat have flat changin' tools?" 


Car back -- "There be dragons."

Car up -- "Here be dragons." 

Road hazard -- "Ahoy, mates! Watch yourselves o'er this ____." 

Speeding up -- "Smartly, mates! This be not the time for slackin'!"

Stopping -- "Avast! There be a stop sign!" 

And if someone ignores ride etiquette -- "Release the Kraken." 


After the ride -- "Pass me the grog, mates, or be keelhauled." 


Photo: Arrrr, bikes!

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